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My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

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What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

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Justin Bieber

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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Sorry not thinking here, of course I will arrive sooner, give me 20 minutes or so (got to scout the area, you never know) As for coding, there is no hidden meaning so yeah... That is probably some "Neronist" coding format I never knew of I am using so well. Cant drive like this, so I will use a cab and wait for you at the back seat or something, I will let the Taxi cab honk the numbers of code here so you can come out knowing its safe. I sincerely thought you where at the home, according to our coordinates you are... Dont tell me that bastard built some basement over there, wow! I really miss him now, if nothing else because I would have liked a wine cellar made in less than... Sorry, ill be there asap, 20 minutes or less, nah, believe me, "fancy" is the least of things I want, and I wont be changing my mind anytime soon. See ya. I am sincerely surprised you even remember me, then again I look a lot like your crush. Abel (in case you where wondering, this is not my name either, but you get the picture by now)

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Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

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Priority parking for hybrid cars

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

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What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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