- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

Knock knock. Come in.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

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