- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

Chrissy is funny.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

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