The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

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Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

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your mother

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How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

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Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

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Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

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Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

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What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

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Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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