- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

Homosexuals are gay.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

you know whats funny... nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

religion.

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

Your mama's so fat.

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

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