- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

you know whats funny... nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

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