- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

Mitt Romney penis

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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