So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

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What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

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Gay's

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Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

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What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

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What is more worse than death? Death

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why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

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Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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your mom died.

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

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I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

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