whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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pickle sniffer

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A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

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Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

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How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

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Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

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how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

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Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

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what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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