How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

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What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

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