How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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David Silberberg is gay

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

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Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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On a deserted island in the middle of nowhere three women have just been in a horrible boat wreck. They are okay and alive. One is a lovely smart brunette. An appealing ginger. And a blond.. named Becky. They take shelter when one of them notices a shimmer in the sand. They pick it up to discover that it was a golden lamp. They rub it and a blue cloud of smoke consumes them. Then a magnificent Guinnie appears and says "You have awoken me from my 10,000 year encasement inside that lamp! I shall grant you 3 wishes to show you my sincere gratitude." The brunette wishes for a plane so she can fly home. The ginger wishes for a boat to sail back home. The blonde was lonely so she wished that the brunette and the ginger were back with her.

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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