- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

How do you spell eight? 8

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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