- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

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Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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