Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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women's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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Ron Paul for President!

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How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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