John Stamos.

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Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

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What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

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What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

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A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

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ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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