- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

girls basketball

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

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