Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

Bob dole

A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

Hi? No!!!!!

A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

What's fat and ginger? My dog.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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