Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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I was born.

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brian mcgee is gay!

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

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what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

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What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

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Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

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What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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