Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

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A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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your going to die

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a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

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What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

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What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

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what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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