How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

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What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

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Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

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Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

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Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

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Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

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What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

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What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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