A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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What's brown and sticky? Shit

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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The Detroit Lions

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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Jake was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. His wife looks down and sees a scale.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

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Womens rights

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A whale's vagina

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why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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