How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

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What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

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Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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Rigo your a stupid ass

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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yes... that's the joke

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"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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Roey Jegen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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