- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

your going to die

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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