why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

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Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

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"You two form fours while I get the other one"

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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whats long and green? weed

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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nipple

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What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

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What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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