- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

Wy did the chicken?

hi michael

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

why was 6 afraid of 7?

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