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What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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lol a man is drowning

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

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What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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