Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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Bob dole

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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*******A CELL JOKE******* Mommy Ribosome and Daddy Mitochondria are watching baby nucleus play around in the cytoplasm, when all the sudden baby nucleus falls down and breaks its cell wall. Mommy ribosome is like freaking out like, "OH NO< WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO THE E.R.". Then Daddy Mitochondria says, "The smooth ER or the rough ER???"

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

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Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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BOTTOM!!!

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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