What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

Nicolas Cage

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

Vagina.

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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