- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

knock knock who's there aids

Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

leon harney ya pikey

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

What is white black and Chinese A panda

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??