- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

Wy did the chicken?

How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Give me thumbs up!

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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