- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

hi bye

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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