you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

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Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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A Jew! Bless you.

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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oh no, i've lost my tractor

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

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People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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lol a man is drowning

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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