- Anti Joke

Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

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yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

There was this cat, and he was walking down this long road, knowing a dog lived on 45 lake avenue. So the cat was very careful while walking by that house so the dog and his diqqas wouldnt chase the cat, named pat. So like a rogue in the arathi basen lodge, he made his way over the stone wall and ran as quickly as he could through the muddy path of dirt. This cat was also swagged out of control, so he had mad bitches. That is where Pat was heading....... to his mad bitches. He had never met these bitches, but bought them offline on a p0rn website that said he would become the man if he purchased the mad hot bitches. When he found the bitches, he shit himself. The bitches were female dogz. if you read this whole paragraph, a fraction of your soul has been ripped out of you. UMAD? ˜´??

knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.