Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

Dance is a sport

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

Mormons having fun.

Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

69

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

nipple

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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