- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

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