I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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Spotto

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

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raisin boogers

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

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What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

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1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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