- Anti Joke

Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

Marvin, was in the hospital on his death bed. The family called Marvin’s Preacher to be with him in his final moments. As the Preacher stood by the bed, Marvin’s condition seemed to deteriorate, and Marvin motioned for someone to quickly pass him a pen and paper. The Preacher quickly got a pen and paper and lovingly handed it to Marvin. But before he had a chance to read the note, Marvin died. The Preacher feeling that now wasn’t the right time to read it put the note in his jacket pocket. It was at the funeral while speaking that the Preacher suddenly remembered the note. Reaching deep into his pocket the Preacher said “and you know what, I suddenly remembered that right before Marvin died he handed me a note, and knowing Marvin I’m sure it was something inspiring that we can all gain from. With that introduction the Preacher ripped out the note and opened it. The note said “HEY, YOU ARE STANDING ON MY OXYGEN TUBE!”

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

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