- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

Poop swing

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

Sac

Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

the love boat

So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

why did the puppy poop? he had too

what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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