What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

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What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

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In that case you are probably a bit of an outcast as most girls of your beauty are, you know, you are that kind of girl that feels weird because when she got/gets on the buss EVERYONE stares at her, but nobody dares to say anything, right? And when you are hanging out for a drink or something guys stare at you, and go like "nah" which means "Nah she is too good to want me" and starts hitting on your friends instead. Oh and you also get a lot of rude comments from guys "auto disqualifying themselves" like using complements they know will backfire like "Hey wanna fuck sugart1ts? They do this so they can go home with their ego intact thinking "Hey I was tough enough to hit on her, but she turned out to be a bitch! So does any of this sound familiar?

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What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

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What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

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What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

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Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

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homework

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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kieran scott has a huge back

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How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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