Knock Knock *opens the door*

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Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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8================================================================================================D-------------------------------------------- It can coil!

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

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How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

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Three peasants were brought in front of the King to be rewarded for their assistance during a drought. The King told them that they could each request one thing from him that he could provide. The first man asked to be rich, so the King ordered his guards to fetch a large sack that was filled to the brim with gems and gold pieces. The man thanked the King and left his palace joyfully. The second man asked for a larger house so the King gave him access to one of his many castles. He hurriedly left, eager to try out his new home for size. The third man asked for a cat so the King gave him a cat.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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