Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

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once upon a time there was a boy

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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? I hate niiggers ?

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

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Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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