Knock knock. Come in.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

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If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

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Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

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Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

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Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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