Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

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Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

A black person walks out of KFC

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

Make little things count Teach midgets math

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

Cripples are lame.

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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