- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

Spell: “This word”

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

Mitt Romney penis

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

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