- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

fack me in the ace! CC

Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

Mark Wilson

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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