Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

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What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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Justin Bieber

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

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How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

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So there are 5 people on a plane the president, a movie star, and man who is on the verge of making world peace, the smartest man in the world, and the pope the piolt has a heart atack at and the plane will crash soon there are only 4 parachutes. So the first is Obama and he saysI won a Nobel piece prize and I run American see ya later and he takes the parachute next Steven hawking says sory pope Im taking this because I don't believe in God and black holes are cool so he takes the parachute and jumps out. Next Charlie Sheen says I need to entertain people and keep the drug dealers in business so he. Takes the parachute and jumps out. Then Francis turns to the hippie and says if you achive world peace it may help eliminate some poverty so you take the last paratute and jump out then the hippie says in return no its OK Steven Hawking took my back back. When they land they decide to serch for Steven's body and they find nothing. You see Steven Hawking had taken his own paratute with him and took the Hippies backpack to sell it and make some money

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

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a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

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Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

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Anti Joke

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