What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

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kieran scott has a huge back

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What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

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Woman Rights

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Your mother is so fat, when she dives into a pool, the on duty life guard blows his whistle to get her attention. He then proceeds to tell her about the dangers of diving into a pool with the depth of 5ft or less and asks her not to continue her antics. She is not pleased but decides it is best to follow the rules.

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A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

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What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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ONE DAY THE SKY OPENS AND SUDDENLY Gad: Jews, you are my chosen people! Jews: YAY! GODS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA BATHE IN RICHES AND YOU WILL COMMAND US TO RAID AND RAPE LANDS! FOR OURSELVES! AND EVERYTHING! Gad: Eh... Well, actually I was thinking more like... Jews: YAY WE ARE GONNA CONQUER THE WORLD! GAD IS WITH US NAO! Right Gay? I mean Gad... Cough... Gad: Err, well *cough* suuure, I mean... Jews: YAY! WE ARE GADS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA GET MIGHTY! Moral: "You do not want to be "Gods chosen" people!" Btw, you telling me Jewsus was not a Jew? Hmm?

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what do u call a apple a apple

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Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

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What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

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Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

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TIMMAH!

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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Anti Joke

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