What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

Butt poop.

Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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