What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

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hey John will you make some copies

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The screams were loud. It was just one big fire behind him. He and his fellow chickens had been trapped. They thought they were being freed... They thought wrong. The guards herded them in and then the heat started. The fires began to rage. His friends, his allies, his brothers, were falling dead, burning, beside him. He had to escape. He did not think, only acted. Lashing out at the guard, he knocked him down and ran. He ran and ran until he could run no more, and he still kept running. He could still hear his brothers' screams. He could still see their faces burning before his eyes. He reached the road, and finally stopped. He looked around. The screams had stopped. The heat had left his body. But then another sound came. Yelling. The guards. They were following him. He tried to keep running. But he just couldn't. He was finished. He fell on the road, sliding himself along as quickly as he could. He hadn't run this far to be caught by the guards. He stopped. He could go no further. He looked up and saw the blue sky, cloudless and free. The last thing he heard was a roaring engine. The guards never found his body.

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What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

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A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

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What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

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Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

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Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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