A horse walks into a barn.

Where's my baby??

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

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Jesus was a good guy

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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