Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

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Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

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a bumble bee walked into a bar, looking tired and worn out. 'long day, eh?' said the barman. 'yes' replied the bee. 'i was flying along to collect some honey when i noticed a large obstical obstructing me. i stuck my pointy needle in it, and according to legend, i will die in short hours to come' suddenly michael jacksons thriller flicked on in the jukebox, the bumble bee boogied all night long until he slowly passes away in the early hours of the morning. long live boogie bee.

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charlie sheen losing

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How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

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What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

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Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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E= McVagina

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A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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