Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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