Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

Make little things count Teach midgets math

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

A black person walks out of KFC

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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