- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

A handicapp walks into a bar

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

Mitt Romney penis

What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

Spell: “This word”

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

Morning wood.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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