Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

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Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

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Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

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What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

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Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

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Your mom.

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Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

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Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

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Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

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I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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