- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's only racist if you consider them people.

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

Knock Knock opens the door

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

Gingers.

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

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