- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

falling didnt make the difference

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

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