- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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