How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

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Gingers.

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Dance is a sport

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

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What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

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0 + 0 = 0

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Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

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knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

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How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

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A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Now heres a boy who can't read. Ngjmhgmgk? MTGKMJHGMjhkmjh(hgjnhgfjhgfj nj nvj vj kvnmg ifh) njki nj jo ncj kgjkfngjfk jkn jkgfngkfn gkn kgfnigkfnmg km kgf kglfn kglf kglgkflnm klnm mklm khlgfpnkmfklnmlk mbk lm klgfnmk gfmkngfnkgfklfknm m k kf mkfl m k gflmgkffmkopfdjtorper srhes hngfdlj;sdnht rktrtnr rdpkng ngngf.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

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A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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