knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

a man said hi.

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

Make little things count Teach midgets math

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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