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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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