Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

Fiats

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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