A: Knock Knock B: ...

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whats up fuch you bitch

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

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Okay, but cut me some slack here, its not as straight forward as it sounds, I got at least twice as many active synapses as other people do, that means twice the thought process, in video games I can for example remember twice the commands, and such. Sadly this does not mean that I can think twice as fast or twice as smart, but rather that I do so involuntarily in short spans, until I burn myself out. So be a bit nice to me, when I say that I have since I was a kid used about 2.5-7.5 mg valium, this is just because my thought process works so fast I burn out because well, I got the processor, but it burns out, excuse me my wife needs some help with her cellphone, see you soon

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Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

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Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

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Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

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What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

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