- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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