Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

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How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

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Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

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Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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Anti Joke

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