What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

this is not an anti joke

Wats rong with yo leg.....

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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