why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) *sniff* MAN YOU SMELL BAD

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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